"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed, and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet."

When the alarm clock goes off, the target pops up, and to turn off your alarm you must shoot the target.

When the alarm clock goes off, the target pops up, and to turn off your alarm you must shoot the target.

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    When the alarm clock goes off, the target pops up,...turn off your alarm you must shoot...
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    A: I want one. B: Yes, instant head canon for me also, well done.
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    Want want want want want.
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    I feel like I’d never be able to get this off…my aim is horrible - _ -
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    i had something like this. annoying af but wakes you up -_- !
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